Freaky Dreams

[Admiral_Jason]

Ever had a dream that just weirded you out? Post it!

[DaFrigginDoctah]

When I was very young, and I believe I had a fever of 104, I dreamed that:
There was an large audience, with these people on stage throwing swords, knives, axes, and the like at the audience.
Every once in a while they would hit me, and when it was over I had one leg and one arm, pushing a grocery cart with my limbs in it out of the place. Then someone said "haha you lost most your body parts" or some shit like that... Fucking wise guy.
Then I said "I dont care, it's only a dream..." then I woke up.
Weirdest ass dream I ever had.

[Jamesadin]

Last night I had one....but I cant really explain it. :(

[-Bryan-]

when I was like 8 i had a crazy dream about a bunch of spiderman type guys. I was in my grandma's basement and like 10 of those guys were hanging off the walls jumping off at me. They were throwing deer mounts and pool balls at me. I was scared of my grandma's basement for like 3 years after that.

[JohnnyTAE]

when I broke my leg the doctors gave me this shot and told me it would make me hallucinate for a couple minutes so they could rebreak my leg (to straighten it out), then it would all be back too normal after. Well when they first gave it too me I felt like I was dreaming and what I saw was weird as hell. First off it was jus me looking down helicopter style view on what seemed to be England because of the lush green fields. Later on I was still looking down but then the view just went behind me and I was a crow flying around in this weird place. In my head I was wondering where the fuck I was going and what the hell was going on because it seemed so realistic, But as I was flying I seen this little building far off and thinking about it made it just zoom in 100x in like 2 secs. Before I knew it I was flying towards a castle (the building I seen far off) I flew in the window and as this happened I turned into a knight like in camelot :p. But as I did so all the men in the room came rushing at me holding me down. I remember trying too ask the guy where I was and as I was coming back too reality I heard one of the nurses say he is asking where he is but I was still in a mutated reality one being me on a table and the other one me hearing "Real" life. But as my senses started too regain I woke up and seen all the doctors and like five other random staff trying too hold me down on the hospital bed. It was weird as hell first time my dream actually in real time concured with reality.

[Kingof2v1]

when I broke my leg the doctors gave me this shot and told me it would make me hallucinate for a couple minutes so they could rebreak my leg (to straighten it out), then it would all be back too normal after. Well when they first gave it too me I felt like I was dreaming and what I saw was weird as hell. First off it was jus me looking down helicopter style view on what seemed to be England because of the lush green fields. Later on I was still looking down but then the view just went behind me and I was a crow flying around in this weird place. In my head I was wondering where the fuck I was going and what the hell was going on because it seemed so realistic, But as I was flying I seen this little building far off and thinking about it made it just zoom in 100x in like 2 secs. Before I knew it I was flying towards a castle (the building I seen far off) I flew in the window and as this happened I turned into a knight like in camelot :p. But as I did so all the men in the room came rushing at me holding me down. I remember trying too ask the guy where I was and as I was coming back too reality I heard one of the nurses say he is asking where he is but I was still in a mutated reality one being me on a table and the other one me hearing "Real" life. But as my senses started too regain I woke up and seen all the doctors and like five other random staff trying too hold me down on the hospital bed. It was weird as hell first time my dream actually in real time concured with reality. all i have to say is... What the fuck..

[Doofus_AW]

I was almost struck by lightning when I was 15 (missed me by 10 feet but still knocked me on my ass). I still to this day have frequently recurring dreams about being caught outside in storms. Guess Im afraid God wont miss twice lol :p

[Dakota RedCloud]

Ever had a dream that just weirded you out? Post it!

I have a lot of dreams within dreams. I'll be dreaming that I'm asleep, dreaming, and I'll wake up several times within the dream and get out of bed. Then I'll revert to bed ten seconds later. Eventually I actually wake up. (I think.)

[Jamesadin]

I hate those ones....with a passion.

[Dakota RedCloud]

They're fun. Much better than the ones where I'm being chased through a graveyard by that big insectoid robot from Quake 2.

[DaFrigginDoctah]

Ever had a dream that just weirded you out? Post it!

I have a lot of dreams within dreams. I'll be dreaming that I'm asleep, dreaming, and I'll wake up several times within the dream and get out of bed. Then I'll revert to bed ten seconds later. Eventually I actually wake up. (I think.)
I've had that one before. One time I woke up 10 times in the same dream, each time getting ready and going to fucking school.
Why couldn't I of woken up and banged a (just for you idiot's sake) female model or something? I had to sit through fucking school 10 times in a mother fucking row. Then I had to actually really wake up... Hey hey! Guess what... School.
Good thing I just said "10 schooldays is enough for today" and ditched after first period with my gf.

[tacoX]

I just had their weird ass one about this....
Well.... im basically seeing in 3rd person this girl walk into this little shed, as soon as she walks in she sees this devil looking thing (like from jeepers creepers) and the devil think like cuts the bookshelf and cuts her.... she like starts on fire and dies, so I run away and wake up.... odd.... =/

One I had last night:
Someone that purchased one of my eBay auctions called my house and like talked to my father about the account being stolen.... I was really freaked out like I was going to loose my money flow and shit and woke up...

Odd shit =/

[Thanatos]

I had a dream where I was in a desert-like place with sand dunes and these 2 guys came up to me and my dad and took us to this house. I was standing in front of the house when they told me to take off my shoes. I did and they enclosed me in a circular area with wire all around it. They started to take my dad to a different place and everything around me started to fade. That's when I woke up.

[-Bryan-]

This one is really weird. I was in a train with my friend and a giant easter bunny with a big knife was chasing me. My friend fell and the bunny cut off his head and threw it out a window. Then it started chasing me again, and I tripped on a dead body on the ground and the bunny grabbed me and threw me out the window. I was falling and I woke I just before I hit the ground.

I hate how you always wake up before you hit, I want a dream where I hit the ground before I wake up. That would be fun.

[Admiral_Jason]

This dream ought to make all the others look normal. I'm a kid for the first part, but then I turn into me, the adult when I'm in the hangar.
Its blurry from the start, but I remember being in a very large general store and being incredibly bored. Then this other kid and I start wrestling for like 10 minutes, never letting go of my chokehold. Then after some embarrasing stuff I find my self in a Deja Vu part of my dream. It shows the Star Trek ppl(not Next Generation, Kirk's dudes, and Jar Jar Binks being fired upon in this odd place. The small fighter ships make pass after pass but we cant fire on them. Then Kirk yells out something, and we all start unloading on the ships. They start dropping like flies and I start running to the other end of the large docking bay to get a good sniper shot. Then I start to run really slow, like I'm leaping in slow mo when I run. I then start to feel a warp coming on but I don't go anywhere. The plot shifts. Now I'm in the Next Generation Crew and this weird miniature alien dude thingy has invaded their systems. It becomes kind of blurry after the first part, but I remember leaping really far down past Diana Troy then into the bridge. I see a screen that says "REAR VIEW, FRONT CAMERA BROKEN". After that its me, Picard and Data near some main computer thingy. We agree that the only way to get rid of this virus is to deal with it in its own environment. Then I assume Data's perspective. I have to get past these two large power generator conduits which are very hot and dangerous. I pour some purple goo on them which forms into a square mold and floats them out of the chamber. Then after I deal with the next one, it takes a bunch of courage to leap forward into the computer. I am taken down thru many different places in there then end up in the same Docking bay from before. Except no ships, no kirk. And now Diana Troy is the virus or something, and Data has to charm her in order to do something to get rid of the virus. Then after a lot of Data courting her, I end up watching a video and then becoming a part of the video about how way up high in the England Alps you can float bread out of an oven by using mozarella cheese. Then they show all the ways it can float up there. Then I wake up.

Mad grimey.

[crystiltormet]

I have this one dream where everyone dies and becomes evil :cyborg: and I am the only one left, so is one other person. I have this dream @ least once a year and it is always a different person who survives with me. I also have had freaky ones where i have died and so has my family, that really freaks me out.:eek:

[Admiral_Jason]

*performs an exorcism.

[Kingof2v1]

dude.. i havent had a dream (that i can remember) for like 3 years.. i dont know why lol.......

[Gladius]

I like the dreams where u know that its a dream and you can do whatever you want.

And why cant you ever run in a dream, at least i cant

[Squirt]

Lucky people, i never remember my dreams !!!! that sucks you seem to be having fun

[Admiral_Jason]

Well you are in your bed under covers, and you can get caught up in the covers when you 'run', so it seems slow-mo.

And the dreams where you control it are lucid dreams. They are rare, and if you can do them at will, congrats. Not many ppl can. I'm still practicing lol. ^^

[Tai]

Oooh there's a name for thos dreams then? I never have bad dreams, and pretty much just do them "lucid dreams" all the time. :D Woo go me!

[Admiral_Jason]

Lucid dreams are dreams that you can alter and control. The dreams I most frequently experience are "flowing dreams". Dreams that seem like you are in reality and you have the freedom of choice, bu tyou never actually choose. It just unravels in front of you.

[Tai]

Yea that's what I do. Also do flowing dreams alot.

[Grav]

I don't dream.. well, once in like, 5 months. And it usually involves chocolate. Mmm..

[-Spector-]

Sometimes i have the exact same dream for like 3 fukin weeks then after that it like "continues" lol

[Admiral_Jason]

Lol yeah. I did have a dream about Eskimo Bob one time. The DBZ farce made me laugh so hard.

[Mantralord]

Dream update (last night):

I was dreaming that the gravity on the earth was set to low, and i could jump really high. At the same time the government was exploding tons of TNT outside my house...it was like being in an amusement park ride...

In the dream, the shockwave from the TNT created fun G-forces against my body, which were fun (as in a roller coaster). They also rippled the walls and floor and stuff. Meanwhile my parents were complaining of all the noise...and the power outages it caused.

In my dream i was pretending i was some DBZ character powering up and causing all the mass shaking...that was fun.

Now in real life physics, the TNT would have blown my house apart, as well as killed me...but in my dream it was fun.

EDIT: 80% of the time i can have lucid dreams at will...but 99% of the time i choose not to...the story is far too exciting.

[Apocalîs]

Not long ago,I had a dream that I was running from every soul in the world like I had done something to piss them off.I remember alot of running,then I had to stop somewhere to rest.The place I rested was packed with alot of odd weirdos and the bartender was none other than Kurt Cobain himself.The dream quickly changed into me playing a little game with some tall-skinny guy.The game was called "knife" and the objective was to cut a large wound on your stomach so your can have your innards scooped out with spoons.

Probably somethingelse happened but that is all I can remember.

[InvaderJon]

I have alot of freaky dreams, there was one where my family had to fight our evil robot twins,there was one where i was fighting an army of grim reapers by myself. when i was little, i ued to have tons of nightmares about these two dolls. once i dream i couldnt move and that it was coming at me with a whip.

on lucid dreams, i read a book that says the best way to be able to have lucid dreams is to keep a dream journal, that way, it would be easier to recognize when you are dreaming.

and isnt it wierd when you are like half asleep and you think you trip and it feels like you just fell on top of your bed?

[Admiral_Jason]

I had a dream that living clouds of fart gas were taking over the earth. Man I don't know what moved my brain to make something like that. Lmao it was still funny.

[celtics7987]

i have lots of weird dreams but i dont tell them because i know its silly but i once saw in a disney movie and i go w/ it.. if ya tell someone your dream then it wont come true.. so i dont tell them.

[`Insolence`]

Ive been able to control 3 of my dreams, each time i banged the hell out of as many chicks as i could -.-

Other than that, my firend had 2 freaky dreams he told me about (i never haver dreams any more).

1) He walked outside, saw a whale in his pool, than the whale started singing and dancing. Than it dove back and after 2 seconds jumped out, and than he saw a space ship. He asid the whale grabbed the space ship, than smoked it like a cigar.. (hes a pot head)

2) He dreamed, he woke up on a beach, than heard a voice outside, than ran outside, and it was macho man randy savage. And they took off their clothes, and ran down the beach, naked. I hope you all have lost something vital to your intellegence, while reading this.

[.g3aK]

Omg. lol you ever have one of those dreams that seems to go on forever and ever, but then sub-consiously ( i think ) you hear some sort of noise and instead of abruplty waking up your dream sort of comes to an end. I dont know why the fuck, maybe out of habit. I wake up for school at 5am ( Ugh.....) and like right before 5 i usually wake up and then my mom comes in and bitches at me to get out of bed. It's like in my mind i hear her movin around in the kitchen and i know she is gonna come wake me up so i sorta wake up.

[.g3aK]

About Lucid dreaming. Ne suggestions? Id luv to learn, but i havent found a way. When im dreaming answers seem to come to me quickly and easily. No idea why, but it would be so cool to just fuk around doin w/e you want , with no limits and no boundries ( except for ur imagination ). Would be the coolest game ever :). Fuk buying some game for 50$ i got the coolest game right here and its free.

[pr0xy]

Hmmm is that what those are? Those are the only dreams i have well those and deja vu dreams =/ but then again im a freak so whatever HAHAHA!

[pr0xy]

Oh and also this is kinda cool in the book series Wheel Of Time there is a place that is like a dream but you can control stuff and any injurys and stuff that happen there have an effect on the real world its called telhariel or something like that...pretty cool =)

[`Insolence`]

no double posting, and no posting virus, your not allowed.

[Admiral_Jason]

I had this freakyass dream that there was a saturday morning cartoon that had a "Justice League" of all the characters from Soul Edge, Calibur and Calibur 2. And when Siegfried came on I was like "WHOOHOO!"

[Hades-Knight]

when i was young i used to have this dream (yes more than once) that my family and i went to visit my grandma's house in the night, then a bunch of skeltons came and stuff......


never figured out why i had that drea or why i had it more than once

[Admiral_Jason]

Yeah, when I was a little kid, my grandma's house was right down the street from a church. In the dream I was bangin against the glass door yelling for my family, and this 20 foot skeleton in a tux comes up with this grin on his face. Freaked the hell outta me.

[zethilone]

There are many types of dreams.


For me I have Laptop dreams
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These would happend after a stay up all night (On my laptop in my bed) and then try to sleap. While I am sleeping I am so used to beeing on my Laptop I am dreaming I am on it. My inner sences then tell me something is bad, I need sleep it is late, only 3 hours left. Then after it all hits me. BOOM! I spring up and realize it is all a dream. I wasnt on a Laptop I was dreaming it.



This is very unhealthy and I am considering giving away my laptop. There is nothing I can do about my Laptop dreams cause it is 100% natureal.


-What do u think?

[pr0xy]

.g3ak nice icon man...its true

[InvaderJon]

What do you mean they are unhealthy, how so? and like i said before, the best way to get lucid dreams is to keep a dream journal. i guess there may be some sort of semi-hypnosis means, but i dont know about that.

[RoboticSilence]

When im dreaming answers seem to come to me quickly and easily.


The reason for this is that it is your dream... you create the questions therefore the answers are already there.

I do have odd dreams where I test the personalities of various people I know... for instance: I'll have a conversation with them in a dream to find out their reaction before I have the conversation in person. I also have off dreams that involve extreme manipulation of physics... Matrix-type stuff...

Another interesting thing I do is test physics in my mind... usually during school with a daydream... for example: I'll picture a person... and then picture them getting shot in the chest... and I observe the way the impact affects them and how the blood exits the wound. Other times I may picture someone being struck with a giant axe and observe what happens to their body. Kind of macabre I know, but it's what I do in my downtime.

[`Insolence`]

i wanna jizz in my dream, im getting closer.

[zeal311]

I was about 6 or 7 years old. i wooke up in my house and there were people all around me. like fancy dressed people all around me in my room, drinking, conversating, etc. i think hmmm this is odd. i leave my room and go downstairs also crowded w/ people. i realize im at some sort of party in my own house. i look in the corner of my living room and see a very tall scary looking chef(w/ the crazy mustache that curls on both sides) and hes stirring this large pot. i walk up to him and say, "whats cooking?" he replies w/ a grin, "i hope you like finger stew" he reaches up the ladel and theres bloody fingers and soup in it. god im disturbed...and i was only 6.

[D2Maul]

i have only had 2 deams that i can remember. one happened when i was realy little.

I was at my house, acrost the street there was a tree. The tree was cut down. and realy the only thing interesting about this dream was i was on the stump of the tree doin this hot chick.

i had that dream for a long time (bout a mounth in a row) and the next one happened a cupple mouths ago.

I was laying in my old room, it was dark. I was staring out my door when there was a light glow coming from down the hall way. I started to hear this singing. It was soft and relaxing
"Sleep now, dont be afrade. it will come sone. sleep now".
It started to freak the hell out of me, i ran into my moms room and yelled "what the hell is that ?" and i crawled agenst the cornor. "dont worry, sleep. i will take care of it" but insted i followed her into the garage. insted of were the garbage was there was a bright wight cube with one tile open. my mom walked over to it, but it wasnt her. it was a lap personel with a wight cot on. a monster thing made a screathing noise and came up, but the person in half and eat her. I ran to my dad who was arming a hand gun, i riped the gun out of his hand, and started shooting at the monster. SPLAT, i blew off his left eye. then i woke up at the beatch with a dart gun in my hand and i was shooting down the stair case.

[#1hipanicboy]

once i deaped that i was in a bighot tub whith ten good
looking women and i had:sex: with all of them