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Jamesadin
2003-01-02, 10:03 AM
Dont take this as American bashing, but I thought this was really funny ;)


This is the transcript of a radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a Collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States' Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that YOU change your course 15 degrees north, that's one five degrees north, or countermeasures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

JohnnyTAE
2003-01-02, 10:09 AM
Dont take this as American bashing, but I thought this was really funny ;)

:D

I think it is pretty funny but I seen it a couple times before.

Chruser
2003-01-02, 10:42 AM
I think it was posted in the thread "The World's Military Wonders".

Mr.Lee
2003-01-02, 10:43 AM
I dont get it... lol.
I need a sense of houmor.

DaFrigginDoctah
2003-01-02, 12:28 PM
Seen it before, but still funny.
How could the Americans of been so stupid? Did they actually think the Canadians had any navy? They should of known better!

Doofus_AW
2003-01-02, 02:22 PM
The Canadian navy? Is that when all the lakes freeze and they all put flags on 1976 Chevy Novas and go tear assing around drunk on the ice?

Jamesadin
2003-01-02, 04:42 PM
The point of it is how arrogant some people are. lol and to this extent.. :P

Demosthenes
2003-01-03, 10:16 PM
well...the arrogance would come from anyone with a position of power.

LordZpider
2003-01-04, 10:17 AM
But we american are in no position of power, look at us whimping out against North Korea cuz we know they can defend themselves, we are just a bunch of bullies, and the head of our possy is one and only, the Honorable Geroge W. Bush

Demosthenes
2003-01-04, 10:21 AM
But we american are in no position of power,

We're the most powerful nation in the world....there is no denying that. Whimpering out against north korea...no. If there was a threat to us we would obliterate north korea. Iraq is not some weak-ass-pathetic millitary either. They are pretty powerful, and we don't know what they are hiding. I don't think we would have any problem going against north korea if we were made to.

DaFrigginDoctah
2003-01-04, 04:02 PM
I wouldnt mind tagging me a few charlies.

Admiral_Jason
2003-01-06, 02:36 PM
My friends and I are so like that. When we play UO, we blow up anybody that pisses us off. Well with white dragon scale armor and a massive reaping 7 foot death sword, who wouldn't you blow up? Hey man its a game. And we enjoy ruining other ppls games. ^^

Thanatos
2003-01-06, 05:03 PM
LOL, first time I've seen it, pretty funny. :)