chicken? continue story!

[vec]

yah one day as i strolled through my town in mah cah i found a chicken laying on the side of the road.


add to the story!

[drivehappy]

.. as I drove up I realized that it didn't resemble any chicken that I've seen. It looked more like a cross between a parrot and a dog. It must have been some work of a mad scientist.

[vec]

but how can it be i thought. there is no scientist in the world that could have done this....

[Demosthenes]

except darth vader...

[Chruser]

...so I grabbed my cellphone and rang George Lucas, but he hung up on me as he thought I was actually a fan, so I...

[DaFrigginDoctah]

jumped on my moped and scooted off into the sunset, although I forgot to get my....

[Chruser]

...Bazooka for self-defense, in case Darth Vader would pop up after all. Either way, I was a bit surprised when I crashed into a wall while doing 190, so I decided to...

[Jamesadin]

Take a leak (all that hard work got my insides rumbling). Then I grabbed my weapon, and ran down a gravel road where I found....

[Chruser]

...a local hampster nibbling the eyeballs of a half-buried corpse in the woods. The smell was terrifying, so I instantly...

[Jamesadin]

Whipped it out (my gun) and shot randomly into the air..

[-Bryan-]

and shot a blimp out of the air and...

[vec]

i fell towards the ground. many stared in awe as they saw such a fat heavy set child fall. they had never witnessed such a spectacle that they all whipped out....

[Jamesadin]

their letters to send to the...

[-Bryan-]

president that said,"...

[vec]

wow that's my BUSH!".

[Jamesadin]

And Presedent Bush screamed like a little girl and jumped out the window..

[vec]

but how? how does the president do that? well that is quite the story. one day he went for a stroll and came across this huge gigantic....

[DaFrigginDoctah]

fat boy, who he asked what he was thinking about and the fat boy said "I am trying to figure out how the FUCK that moped went 190 Miles Per HOUR!!"

[vec]

well the president just smiled and said, "that is no ordinarly moped it is the gov'ts top secret moped. it can do many things....

[Demosthenes]

such as fly, it has a top-notch communications system and we can launch our nukes from the moped itself

[Thanatos]

"I invented it myself," said the President.

[Demosthenes]

and then came al-gore (dun dun dun) and said bush was lying and that he had invented the moped

[Doofus_AW]

....deciding to take matters into my own hands I screamed "INVENT THIS YOU MOTHERFUCKERS" and promptly shot them both with.....

[DaFrigginDoctah]

a potata gun.

[BlueCube]

I'm not sure how it happened, but instead of killing them...

[Kingof2v1]

It shot potatoes up there asses and then..

[Thanatos]

all hell broke loose.

[slaynish]

And then he whipped out his lab-top, and went to www.tshirthell.com !!!!

http://www.iownjoo.com/imghost/Childsupport.gif

[Demosthenes]

then the chicken came back to life and stole the laptop and...

[EX-Mania]

looked at the screen taht had tshirt hell on it, he said "the hell with t-shirt hell, i havebetter things to do like...

[Admiral_Jason]

Then a crazed chicken-lover came in a hump it to the point of making the chicken explode....until!........

[JohnnyTAE]

The chickens trustful sidekick came in Batman!

[Demosthenes]

but then came darth vader to protect the chicken-humper. It was batman vs darth vader...

[DaFrigginDoctah]

But Batman only started begging the chicken for money, so now the chicken had twice the foes! So what he did was...

[Demosthenes]

crossed the road to get his ultimate weapon...

[BlueCube]

The Noralez (tm) Ultimate Weapon!

[vec]

which turned out to be some sort of dildo? anyhow.. back to the story... which was...



::not in story:: rofl thats awesome you guys are sure creative... lets see how long this will go on b4 people get bored.. which i think its almost dead.

[JohnnyTAE]

The Chicken being chased by a crazy chicken humper, a greedy batman, and darth Vader.

[Randuin]

Darth vader takes out his lightsabre and says, "Chicken... I am your father"

[Shade]

The chicken then says "Oh...I've been looking for you. I wanted to tell you......

[Randuin]

.... I am ur son and i want to do gay incest with you." Darth vader stares into the the chiken's eyes, silent, not sure what to say.

[Admiral_Jason]

But I, Jason H., the ultimate anti-gay dude, jumps in and knocks the crap out of Darth Asshole and that gay faggot homosexual chicken lover, then goes home for:sex:

[JohnnyTAE]

Drenched in sweat Jason H Wakes up and after a deep breath he realized it was just another one of his chronic homosexual/ chicken dreams.

[drivehappy]

After putting his sheets in the wash, Jason H dials his friends number to tell him about his dream...

[Shade]

Only to find out the phone line was dead!!!!! (DUN DUN DUN!)
He then immediently......

[Demosthenes]

runs out of his house naked screaming eureka!!! eureka!!...

[-Bryan-]

...And runs head first into the tree in his front yard.

[Demosthenes]

he's dreaming he is back to the same spot he was except now he's tied up and cant move. Darth vader goes up to him raises his lightsaber and...

[-Bryan-]

and stabs himself in the heart.

[Demosthenes]

but wait...nothing happens...instead of dying he only grows more powerful due to some weird chemical imbalance that happens in his suit

[-Bryan-]

then darth vader cuts him loose and says, "...

[Demosthenes]

you're a homosexual bitch and that's why i'm going to cut off your...

[-Bryan-]

nose and stick it in your.....

[Demosthenes]

ear. Than im going to shove it all the way down your ear until you...

[-Bryan-]

cry like a baby...

[DaFrigginDoctah]

or like me when I found out you were gay.

[Randuin]

But enough about that, tell me about you.

[Demosthenes]

jason remains silent. He just looks over to the chicken until the chicken...

[Randuin]

grabs his...

[Shade]

Durable Supassingly Accurate Silver Two Handed Wooded Dagger of Vanquishing and Destruction. Only to find that Darth Vader was...

[Demosthenes]

grabbing his own ith collosus blade and..

[Randuin]

started to mutter, Kal Vas Flam

[Shade]

Jason immediently bursted into flames by the devistating spell. The chicken then walked up to Dark Vader and said "..

[Randuin]

In Nox

[Shade]

Darth Vader was then poison by the vile Chicken who then brought out his mace and proceeded to...

[Randuin]

mutter the words, "In vas mani" so he could gain vas ammount of Magery

[Shade]

After hours of casting the Greater Heal spell a red robed figure appeared infront of the chicken and threw him in jail for "Macroing"

[Randuin]

Chicken flips through his book for the spell "Polymorph" and casts it, Turns into a dragon break through the walls and end up in... VOID!

[Shade]

After breaking out of the jail and into the void the chicken/dragon....(??) walked/flew in the void for several hours. After so long, he finally reached a new destination. A huge green grassy field! The first thing the chicken did was...

[Penguin]

Found GM GravitonSurge having hot wild sex with various male counselors

[Randuin]

Counselors: "Oh grav, Oh give me that sexy GM thang!"
Grav: "HAHAHA MIGHTYCHICKEN HAS TAUGHT ME WELL"

[Admiral_Jason]

Jason then wakes up again and realizes that everything always turns out to be a dream. He grabs the weirdly named dagger and pokes his finger. He bleeds and feels pain. Thank god he is out of that chicken infested dimensi.....*chicken pops up outside his window and clucks. Jason quickly picks up the phone and calls Ted Nugent who shoots the chicken and eats it. Jason then goes back to sleep after getting some water and is now out of this story until Admiral_Jason says so otherwise the person who does admit him to this story does it with Vader for all eternity.

Damn that was long.

[DaFrigginDoctah]

And then he went to his fridge to get a Mudslide, only to find some being called a Doppleganger...

[Randuin]

Then he wakes up and notice that it was only a dream and his UO autopilot is still running, he walks up to the computer screen click stop and typed in "Hey honey, i'm back from macroing, i'm GM herding now!"

[Demosthenes]

but then the message he gets back shocks him...they say this isn't "honey" this is actually chicken and darth vader...and we are gonna rape and kill you.

[Randuin]

Jason uses his GM herding powers and herds Darth Vader and Chicken together! Causing them to rape and kill themselves!

[Shade]

But wait...what is this!??! Somehow the master herder caused Darth Vader and the Chicken to acutally...FUSE....they had combined into one form of matter...KNOWN AS......

[Thanatos]

The Goat of Destruction!

[Randuin]

Bur the goat of destruction forgot the Jason had just GMed his magery earlier, and has polymorphed! Into... Fizzle... Again... CHICKEN OF DESTRUCTION!

[Demosthenes]

and then morphed again somehow into leonardo decaprio. Using leonardo's ultimate gay power he lured jason in and they started undressing...

[Admiral_Jason]

The real Jason H., the one called ME officialy kills off Darth Phatass and the gayfuck chicken and goes :postal: on all the no life forum leeches. He then goes home for good, retiring from the story. Ted Nugent then becomes sick after eating the chicken, and as in the movie Alien a shadowy unknown figure leaps from his bowels....

[Randuin]

Then he goes back to sleep macroing LJ on his computer

[MiNi_MaX]

After several hours of sleeping Teddy :grin: woke up and found himself tied to his bed with his clone standing by him when....

[Admiral_Jason]

You idiots. It says TED NUGENT!!!! TEEEEEDDDDD NUUUUUGGGGGEEEEENNNNNTTTT!!!!! Dyslexic idiots. I hate people who can't comprehend or undertand anything.

Jason then realizes he's not tied to his bed. But his clone is actually his brother, but still a clone. They put on coolass shibby armor, go Super Saiyan 3 then go after the chicken. When they are about to start shooting beams at the chicken it is attacked by a zombie Ted Nugent who says....

[MiNi_MaX]

''Shit, I am still tied to my bed'' and block the zombie attack with the bed. Ted now untie from the bed and realize that he had the chicken inside him cause he ate it 4 posts before ...

[Thanatos]

Jason/Ted/Chicken/Darth Vader/Batman realizes this story makes no sense!

[Demosthenes]

then they all get into a big mass chaotic fight. Darth vader seems to be winning until robin comes to help batman...

[Randuin]

then suddenly jason realize he never checked his LJ macro! *RUNS* WOW GMED, time to go chop me some wood... OMFG REGULAR LOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i think i'll make a clock

[vec]

what good is a clock in a box? thats right jason lived in a box with nothing but a door. as he was chopping his wood to make a clock he suddenly thought of...

[Randuin]

sex

[Doofus_AW]

Then he got an amazing erection and was wondering what to do with it when suddenly....

[Randuin]

he chopped it off

[Admiral_Jason]

But having a PL of ???, higher than anything ANYONE could EVER even comprehend he just reattached it using his regenerative properties then cockslapped every pea-brained idiot on this thread to death. Every one of them are dead for good and if they speak again they are gay faggot homo dyke bitch mofo assmunch idiots.

[Randuin]

then he went back to sleep macroing some good old mining

[MiNi_MaX]

And some1 toke off his left kidney while he was sleeping

[Demosthenes]

and then darth vader killed Jason....vaders first sign of returning to the side of peace and justice.

[Admiral_Jason]

But alas what they THOUGHT was Jason was really Richard Simmons. Hallelujah! No more gay faggot fatty lovin moron! Jason then praises Darth Vader for killing that pussy.

[crystiltormet]

Jason and darth vadar then take over the world togeather.

[Admiral_Jason]

The End.....until episode 2. Ok guys I think we have killed this thread a lot. Lets rest it for a week. Then spam away!

[Ô¿Ô-Get-ME-High]

i think that lil admiral jason is a spamma MAUAHAAHA naaaa j/k don't even know ya