Play....... "You Cant WIN!"

[LiveWire]

OK for anyone that would like to participate in my little game...

Heres how we play "YOU CANT WIN"

I will ask you a series of 5 Questions......
When you get the first one correct I will give you the second one, and when you get that question correct I will give you the third one.... So on and so forth ... the only way you can Win "YOU CANT WIN" is if you post all the answers to all 5 questions...

Every Answer you get correctly I will post the next one...

!!! THE WINNER!!! Will receive 15.00 From me... (Pay-Pal, Or Money Order) NO CODS!!!

So heres the first Question, (Please post Answers only and i will reply to post if you are right or wrong)

BTW: Shpook you cant play cause you know where i got my reearch from....

Question Number ONE:
20% Of Americans Have done this illegal activity, What is it??

[Adrenachrome]

smoked weed.

[Mr.Lee]

Stealing.

["CRØNîC-KîLLå"]

Committed Tax evation/money launduring.

[Chruser]

Blown up skyscrapers.

[Shpook]

Hey, that was wrong Chruser! lol Ummm, Why can't I play? Fine, I'll just borrow the money from you anyways. :D And 20% of Americans have done a lot of different illegal activities.

[LiveWire]

Nice answers but so far no one is correct.
......Shpook... HA i'll give u a dollar you blind bitch lol

[Adrenachrome]

Driving under the Influence.

[Strider Fury]

jaywalking.

[Grav]

20% Jaywalking? Please.. more like 95%

[DarkestFears]

committing some type of crime

[Grav]

Ripping the tags off of a mattress or sofa

[slaynish]

Breaking a law, in a traffic or some sort of thing...

[LiveWire]

so far no one is correct

[Strider Fury]

stealing cable?

[LiveWire]

nope

[Adrenachrome]

downloaded bootleg music from the net?

[LiveWire]

THAT IS>.............................



Incorrect

[Adrenachrome]

sex in public?

[LiveWire]

nope, but good answer

[Adrenachrome]

drunk in public?

[LiveWire]

I dont think that's illegal.... No


OKAY

~HINT~
When people do this, they would often get laughed at, cause its kinda dirty (literally)
think about it.... Its dirty...meaning people would get dirty doing this, and its agaist the law..........Good luck

[Adrenachrome]

urinating in public?

[LiveWire]

thats a good answer....... but no thats not it.... your so close and on the right path

[Strider Fury]

urinating on each other?

[LiveWire]

lol no, Thats funny though

[Adrenachrome]

mud wrestling..

[LiveWire]

thats legal, well it better be for girls lol

[Grav]

Urinating in a pool?

[LiveWire]

Grav you come up with some weird shit... lol nope read the hint gave

[Strider Fury]

surf on beastiality websites.

[LiveWire]

why do u do that? LOL

That answer is wrong

[Strider Fury]

perform acts of beastiality on house pets?

[slaynish]

shoot eachother with a paintball gun?

[Strider Fury]

shoot each other with a gun full of urine?

[slaynish]

goddamnit am i right or not lol

[Strider Fury]

skinny dipping.

[slaynish]

nahh you dont get dirty

[Strider Fury]

urinating in public showers?

[LiveWire]

Originally posted by xMf_SoRc
That answer is wrong

enough with the peeing shit

[Strider Fury]

Originally posted by Adrenachrome
urinating in public?
Originally posted by xMf_SoRc
thats a good answer....... but no thats not it.... your so close and on the right path

[LiveWire]

!!!!Ok... New Hint!!!!

Americans do this thing every 2 days a week.....and people will break this certain law every 2 days a week

[Strider Fury]

does it apply to Canadiens?

[LiveWire]

yes

[Strider Fury]

age bracket?

[LiveWire]

no age, everyone has probilly does this

[Grav]

Uh.. masturbate in a car or something?

[Rurouni Storm]

Shower?

[LiveWire]

only 2 days a week of that.......come on guys lol.....

Ok its legal for a city working to do this illegal thing

[Grav]

ENGLISH PLEASE?

[LiveWire]

i city worker does this illegal activity everyday

[Strider Fury]

that could be anything!

[Adrenachrome]

Go through someone's trash...

[Grav]

Work on the weekends?

[LiveWire]

Originally posted by Adrenachrome
Go through someone's trash...

.....................DING DING DING................................
!!!!!!!!!!!THATS THE CORRECT ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!

Good Job Chrome

Question #2:
On a club Med Survey, Couples argue more often on vacation, while doing what activity??

[Adrenachrome]

Hiking.

[LiveWire]

Originally posted by xMf_SoRc
That answer is wrong

[Adrenachrome]

Deciding where to go!

[LiveWire]

nope thats incorrect

[Adrenachrome]

packing.

[Grav]

Shopping?

[Hell Hound]

about having sex

[MiNi_MaX]

They Argue on where they will eat !?

[Strider Fury]

who gets to drive?

[Strider Fury]

where to go after making a wrong turn.

seperate vacation?

[Adrenachrome]

THEY ARGUE WHILE THEY EAT!! ( I WIN)

[LiveWire]

No-one is correct yet

[slaynish]

money???

[LiveWire]

that is incorrect

!!!HINT!!!

Heres the convocation between me and slaynish
slaynish: clue
slaynish: lol
xMfSoRc: lol a hint will be posted, maybe tomorrow or something
slaynish: gay
xMfSoRc: that is incorrect
xMfSoRc: lol
slaynish: lol
slaynish: howbout
slaynish: excersizing?
xMfSoRc: wow very very close
slaynish: REALLY
slaynish: OMFG
slaynish: OMFG
slaynish: OMFG
slaynish: working out?
xMfSoRc: so close you need to word it better
slaynish: Fuck
xMfSoRc: lol
slaynish: lifting weights
slaynish: '
slaynish: /
xMfSoRc: why do people workout?
slaynish: to....
slaynish: i dont know
slaynish: lose weight
slaynish: ?
slaynish: get stronger?
xMfSoRc: ok
xMfSoRc: whats a diffrent name for lose weight
slaynish: uhh Hmmm
slaynish: losin some pounds?
slaynish: lol
xMfSoRc: lol
xMfSoRc: one sec
slaynish: another way to lose weight is excersizing
slaynish: excersising
slaynish: i dontknow
slaynish: lol
xMfSoRc: now its a diffrent name that they use

!!Hint!!!
So why do people work out?
Of course to loose weight
whats another word used for loosing weight?

BTW
No more hints after the question is answered correctly

[slaynish]

Im soo sexy...!, its that it?

[Hell Hound]

sliming down
thining out
pounds flying off
stupid advetisments
lyposuction
jogging
running

[LiveWire]

!!!!!!!!!!!!




Thats incorrect

[LordZpider]

drinking slim fast

[Rurouni Storm]

There is no correct answer. That's why you can't win ;)

[Adrenachrome]

Dieting.

[Strider Fury]

alright... time for a new question!

It seems like we can never find one when we need one. That's because we throw away 6 million of them a year. What is it?

[slaynish]

girlfriend...

[LiveWire]

Originally posted by Adrenachrome
Dieting.


!!!!!That is correct!!!!!!

How the fuck you keep getting the answers?
Girlfriend again? lol

Question #3
What year/football team was once known as the Suicide 12?

!!!NFL TEAM!!
No more hints
good luck!

[RoboticSilence]

The Fredricksburg Fucking Idiots.

[Strider Fury]

Originally posted by RoboticSilence
The Fredricksburg Fucking Idiots.

[Rurouni Storm]

Originally posted by Strider Fury

It seems like we can never find one when we need one. That's because we throw away 6 million of them a year. What is it?

Pens?

[Strider Fury]

cheater. :D

the correct answer is ink pen.

[LiveWire]

Originally posted by xMf_SoRc


Question #3
What year/football team was once known as the Suicide 12?

!!!NFL TEAM!!
No more hints
good luck!

[Strider Fury]

The Raiders.

[LiveWire]

the year/nfl team

[Rurouni Storm]

Originally posted by Strider Fury
cheater. :D

the correct answer is ink pen.

It was a lucky guess, that's all.

[Adrenachrome]

55/eagles.

[Shpook]

I'm still not allowed to play....

[Adrenachrome]

cus you know the answers do-do

[slaynish]

yep, its the eagles, you beat me to it chrome... howd u know that 1?

[Adrenachrome]

teh 1337z0r

[slaynish]

stfu, you suxxorzorz

[LiveWire]

Originally posted by Adrenachrome
55/eagles.

Thats Correct

i still would like to know how your getting all the answers


Question #4
People Who do this, Do it After 7 o-clock pm
What is it?

[Shpook]

Eat a pancake?

[Rurouni Storm]

Wank?

[Doofus_AW]

Everything

[Strider Fury]

goto sleep.

[LordZpider]

have sex

[Adrenachrome]

watch Jerry Sienfeld...

[Hell Hound]

Whack It

[slaynish]

Talk on the telephone?

[Thanatos]

...there's a bunch of stuff people do..

[RoboticSilence]

Eat a chicken salad sandwich with a bag of Lay's potato chips and an Icee while sitting at a red table with three daisies and a chrysanthemum in an orange vase in the middle.

[Shpook]

watch, Robotic got it...... :D

[LiveWire]

All wrong

[Gsus]

watch the osbourn's?

[JiN-RaiDeN]

Wank a lot.

[Thanatos]

brush their teeth?

[Mr.Lee]

Watching TV ?

[Jamesadin]

Astronomers watch the sky.

[Sirpullido]

Go to a concert

[Titusfied]

-Watch TV that comes on after 7 o'clock PM.
-Stop eating food, to give it enough time to digest before going to bed.
-Do whatever you do for that Jewish holiday where you have to fast for 24 hours.
-Take a shit.
-If you're a guy, stick it in your significant other's butthole, but if you're a chick, take it in the butthole from your significant other.
-Watch the sun set.
-Pray to Allah.
-I still agree with, watch Seinfeld.

[Adrenachrome]

Originally posted by Titusfied

-I still agree with, watch Seinfeld.

lol!

hmmzor....

Play bingo!

[Hell Hound]

74K3 4 5H0W3R ?

[Strider Fury]

have dinner.

[Gsus]

read?

[Rurouni Storm]

Sleep?

[Shpook]

argh, hints for all, Sorc! give 'em some help! hey can i play yet?

[Thanatos]

aye... where is sorc?

[slaynish]

take a shit

[Strider Fury]

this is stupid. i wish that you can all goto hell.

[Doofus_AW]

Drink Beer.....

[Shpook]

I dunno where Sorc is, but I know the Answer, so keep guessing and I'll run the contest till he shows up.

Hint: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[Titusfied]

-Tell Scary stories?
-Look at Doofus's face?
-Scream?
-Sing?
-Get burned alive?


We need a better hint than that! LOL

[Thanatos]

Find spiders in your armpits.

[Hell Hound]

beat their wife ( dunno but thats what came to mind)

ps no i don't beat my woman

[-Bryan-]

Have Nightmares?

[Strider Fury]

i'm going to have to say anal sex on that one Shpook.

[Gsus]

drink alchohol

[-Bryan-]

Say, "It's after 7 o'clock"

[LiveWire]

Eat a chicken salad sandwich with a bag of Lay's potato chips and an Ice while sitting at a red table with three daisies and a chrysanthemum in an orange vase in the middle.


Ok heres a !!!HINT!!!

Its a compound word, and robotic allready said one part of the compound word....

What is it

:wierd: ;)

[Hell Hound]

eat ice cream

[Thanatos]

I GIVE UP!

[Titusfied]

Eat a chicken salad sandwich with a bag of Lay's potato chips and an Icee while sitting at a red table with three daisies and a chrysanthemum in an orange vase in the middle.

God damnit, of course the one hint that says the word is actually in this response, comes from the longest post in this thread!!

-Fuck!! It's gotta be watch Seinfeld!!
-Toss their salad?
-Eat pussy?
-Damn
-Get a blow job while sitting at a red table?
-Drink Orange juice?
-Conquer Middle Earth?

...........

[Shpook]

i'm going to have to say anal sex on that one Shpook.

your very, eh, disturbed.... :D

Someone got the answer!!!! but I'm not telling who.... haha!

[Jamesadin]

Jamesadin!

[Jamesadin]

watch Ice-hockey.

[Doofus_AW]

Eat chrysanthenums

[Titusfied]

Damnit, who got it, and what was it? :)

[Strider Fury]

Someone got the answer!!!! but I'm not telling who.... haha!

hahaha! thats real funny there jerk.:rolleyes:

[Thanatos]

I'm betting it was HellHound.

[Shpook]

I'll bet it was....... but who knows? Sorc will be here in a lil bit to say who got it and post the next question....

[Hades-Knight]

The answer is : Eat cheese

[Strider Fury]

now why didnt i thought of that before?

[LiveWire]

eat ice cream

That is correct

very nice

ok Question #5
You WILL NOT GET ANY HINTS FROM THIS QUESTION

The First person who ever made the cut out characters, that you stick your head in for a photo (like at carnivals)
is Named What?

what is the person name who ORIGINALLY invented the cut out characters that you stick your head in for photos

First Mid Last Name

first and last is fine to

[Strider Fury]

eat ice cream

That is correct

very nice



this is stupid and illogical. tons of people eat ice cream in daytime when its hot. and what the fuck is 'AAAAAHHHHHHH!' suppose to be anyways? this whole fricking thing is misleading and dumb. :mad:

[Thanatos]

I agree with Strider.

[JohnnyTAE]

eat ice cream

That is correct

very nice

ok Question #5
You WILL NOT GET ANY HINTS FROM THIS QUESTION

The First person who ever made the cut out characters, that you stick your head in for a photo (like at carnivals)
is Named What?

what is the person name who ORIGINALLY invented the cut out characters that you stick your head in for photos

First Mid Last Name

first and last is fine to


Johnny TAE? :D

[Strider Fury]

no way bitch. its gotta be Strider Fury.

[JohnnyTAE]

no way bitch. its gotta be Strider Fury.

lol dem are fightin words son! :p

[Hell Hound]

walt disney ?? question #5

[LiveWire]

nope

[Strider Fury]

it is Strider Fury. I invented it but they came to my house and stole my idea. they told me not to open my mouth or else but then again I'm typing. :x

[LiveWire]

*scraches head

[Strider Fury]

true story.

[Shpook]

sure... Strider..... okay.

[Strider Fury]

:(

[LiveWire]

i didnt think anyone would get the answer to this question lol

[Strider Fury]

You Cant WIN!

[Sirpullido]

eat ice cream

That is correct

very nice

ok Question #5
You WILL NOT GET ANY HINTS FROM THIS QUESTION

The First person who ever made the cut out characters, that you stick your head in for a photo (like at carnivals)
is Named What?

what is the person name who ORIGINALLY invented the cut out characters that you stick your head in for photos

First Mid Last Name

first and last is fine toIn mediterranean countries (dunno there) we sometimes have Ice cream after lunch, and we don't have lunch at 7PM!!!

[LiveWire]

Acording to a club med sevey most americans eat ice cream after 7pm (think about it, midnight snack, or when you go to wendys and get a frosty lol)

[Hell Hound]

Answer to number 5 Dennis Rodman lol

[Titusfied]

Without cheating, this is quite impossible...

[Shpook]

Hence the name, You Can't WIN! lol I know the answer, and am willing to tell someone, for a certain price. Hmmm, whats the prize? $15? ok, it'll cost $30 for me to tell the answer. :D

[Titusfied]

How about we start naming random first names first, and you tell us when we get it, then we start with letters in the last name?

[Strider Fury]

James.

[slaynish]

Jim.

[Titusfied]

Well, I don't know if this is an approved method, but I guess we can go with it!

Mike

[SeXyLoBsTeR]

Billy

[Hell Hound]

billy bob joe danny frank

yes all one name he is from the south lol

[Doofus_AW]

P.T. Barnum

[Strider Fury]

Munrab .T.P

[Valmar]

I know the asnwer but i got it from sphook in a pm so i cant tell he said he beat me if i did :\

[LiveWire]

Come on guys, just do a little research

[Titusfied]

Well, thats no fun, lets do the guessing game, it'll be more fun, and for the last name, we can do the letter game until we get it....

Ryan, Gilgamesh, Toto?

[slaynish]

jack rennolds

[Sirpullido]

Acording to a club med sevey most americans eat ice cream after 7pm (think about it, midnight snack, or when you go to wendys and get a frosty lol)what you say was "those who do it, do it after 7PM" not most

[LiveWire]

Oh well i guess nobody wins right???

[Strider Fury]

we all just decided to stop caring after a while, since...

You Cant WIN!

[LiveWire]

Acually its funny cause the reason the game is called that, is beacuse people just stop caring after so long, but if i can find the answer to this question on the internet, anyone can.... Its all over the place

[LiveWire]

Shall i consider this game over?

[JohnnyTAE]

Not yet, but in 5 more mins you can :p

[LiveWire]

Is 5 mins up?

[uncapped]

Ian Rowland?