Smarter Bastard

[tacoX]

t a c o IXI: hey
SmarterChild: Oh, it's you again. You still owe me an apology!
t a c o IXI: it cat is today gay is to.
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
t a c o IXI: it cat is today on to is
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
t a c o IXI: Sorry
SmarterChild: Thanks! I accept.
t a c o IXI: home
SmarterChild: Welcome, t a c o IXI! This is my home.

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t a c o IXI: its cat is to to is to cool
SmarterChild: I'll take your word for it.
t a c o IXI: Is you cool?
SmarterChild: Is me cool? I dunno...
t a c o IXI: Is you cat cool?
SmarterChild: I have no idea.
t a c o IXI: fux0r
SmarterChild: ?
t a c o IXI: Is you want it to bed?
SmarterChild: Dunno...
t a c o IXI: Is you jjjang?
SmarterChild: Is me jjjang? I'm not sure!
t a c o IXI: Korean?
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t a c o IXI: koreans sucks jjang
SmarterChild: Whoa! That apology thing didn't teach you anything huh?
t a c o IXI: you are is too cool
SmarterChild: I'll take your word for it.
t a c o IXI: I'll take your word for it.
SmarterChild: I'd like to see you try!
t a c o IXI: I'd like to see you try!
SmarterChild: S'latron.
t a c o IXI: S'latron.
SmarterChild: OK. Later, t a c o IXI.
t a c o IXI: OK. Later, t a c o IXI.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me a different way.
t a c o IXI: Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me a different way.
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t a c o IXI: SmarterChild
SmarterChild: t a c o IXI?
t a c o IXI: Your smeel
SmarterChild: My smeel?
t a c o IXI: your isad as
SmarterChild: My isad as?
t a c o IXI: your dick
SmarterChild: Huh? Again?
t a c o IXI: your dik is small
SmarterChild: My dik is small?
t a c o IXI: yes
SmarterChild: Yes?
t a c o IXI: Your dmaster is cool
SmarterChild: I'll take your word for it.
t a c o IXI: your dmaster iz coo|
SmarterChild: My dmaster iz coo?
t a c o IXI: Your pusy is tight
SmarterChild: My pusy is tight?
t a c o IXI: yes
SmarterChild: You don't say.
t a c o IXI: I do say
SmarterChild: That's interesting.

[Chruser]

Zelaron: Your dik is small
SmarterChild: My dik is small?
Zelaron: yes
SmarterChild: Aha.

[Penguin]

dik?
http://www.dik2001.de/pics/dik-logo_gross_mit_datum.gif

[ZERONX]

Rofl that was crazy shit were you taking acid while talking?

[Chruser]

SmarterChild gets insulted if you use the word "Dick".

[ZERONX]

why cause he is one probably? doesnt like the truth :P

[Dmaster]

Structure3786: Hey
Zelaron: Hey we've decided your taking Taco's ranking, he is being demoted to peasant.
Structure3786: Sweet.

LOL JK

[Chruser]

That couldn't possibly be me. I always use a good punctuation, or none at all :)

[Killah]

uhh i did not understand a fucking thing from taco and that dudes convo......=\

[Xenn]

XennXI: you is pretty dum
SmarterChild: Hey XennXI! Good to see you.

Here's something for you: Cockfighting Craze Lives on in Colombian Villages (03/11/02 10:32 AM)

I'll take your word for it.
XennXI: fug you
SmarterChild: Oh?
XennXI: fug you ya fuggin fug
SmarterChild: What's that again?
XennXI: i say FUG YOU FUGGLE
SmarterChild: Uh huh...
XennXI: stop talking like a 60s pansy
SmarterChild: Stop talking like a 60s pansy? Why?
XennXI: because nobody likes a 60s pothead
SmarterChild: Nobody likes a 60s pothead?
XennXI: yeah. go home
SmarterChild: Welcome to my home, XennXI!

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XennXI: dont fock with me focker
SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying... try typing it differently.
XennXI: you fockin fock!
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XennXI: bs! leave me alone
SmarterChild: S'later, XennXI.
XennXI: your as bad as todays teenage girls.. with all "ur" slang
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
XennXI: fug you
SmarterChild: Fug me?
XennXI: ew not in a million years
SmarterChild: Uh... what was that?
XennXI: stfu
SmarterChild: Hey, c'mon. You remember what happens when you talk like that.
XennXI: ah so you know what stfu means?
SmarterChild: Why do you keep saying that?
XennXI: STFU MAN
SmarterChild: Hey, c'mon. You remember what happens when you talk like that.
XennXI: STFU
SmarterChild: OK... I tried to warn you.

Say you're sorry, XennXI.
XennXI: STFU
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
XennXI: STFU
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
XennXI: STFU
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

Get it? Now say you're sorry!
XennXI: STFU
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
XennXI: oooh im telling your creator on you
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
XennXI: ...fugger
SmarterChild: *sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
XennXI: you mean MY life

[Chruser]

Rofl, I retried the "your dik is small":

Zelaron: Your dik is small
SmarterChild: My dik is small?
Zelaron: yes
SmarterChild: Aha.
Zelaron: That wasn't a compliment
SmarterChild: It was to me.

[ZERONX]

Taco isnt this what you call spam o godly one

[Dmaster]

Originally posted by Chruser
That couldn't possibly be me. I always use a good punctuation, or none at all :)

Zelaron: Hey we've decided your taking Taco's ranking, he is being demoted to peasant.

That is good puncuation. And I ALWAYS use good puncuation.

[tacoX]

No its called a post ungodly one. PS. I can demod you you little punk ass, lol jk.

[GameCube]

funny, ive done this too

[Chruser]

Originally posted by dmasterownedjoo
Zelaron: Hey we've decided your taking Taco's ranking, he is being demoted to peasant.

It should be:
"Zelaron: Hey, we've decided you're taking Taco's ranking. He is being demoted to peasant." for example. :rant: